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Social Fuckwitery

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
by Jasmay November 25, 2013
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Fuckwise

Adjective used to denote an object, device, or system which has inexplicably gone horribly wrong.
John: dude can you give a lift this morning?
Anna: nah my truck’s gone fuckwise and I’ve not had time to fix it, I’m taking the bus today
by fickityfack September 14, 2020
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fuckpipe

A slang, derogatory term used to refer to an individual who makes decisions without thinking about the impending consequences.

This term is flexible in that it represents all orifices and organs involved in fucking.

For example, a fuckpipe can be defined as "the pipe which fucks", i.e. the penis.

Alternatively, the fuckpipe can be defined as "the pipe in which fucking occurs", such as the vagina, mouth, or rectum.
That sales guy is a total fuckpipe, he practically gives away the farm without thinking about how it will affect the rest of the company.

That bitch got did in the fuckpipe.

Bill, Ed, and Al put their fuckpipes in each other's fuckpipes.
by TheSumOfAllEvil August 23, 2005
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fuck wipe

1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
by L2L1 March 26, 2005
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Fuckwitery

When one is demonstrating at being a total fuckwit.
The ability of one, without clue (being clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational through to argue their point.
More often than not acted out by the 'fuckwit' (see fuckwit)
They clearly did not listen, apply logic and/or thought through that, because it made no sense and therefore they are portraying fuckwitery.
by WilkiJen March 20, 2019
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fuckpipe

He's such a fuckpipe
by Ridin' Dirtay March 1, 2009
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Fuck wipe

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020
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