by GyroGearloose January 8, 2018
--adjective
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.
2. To serve a purpose related to sex.
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.
2. To serve a purpose related to sex.
Following the birth of their son, Bill hoped his wife would be fucktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without sex.
by quazy_quisp September 30, 2009
The suction created in the vaginal or anal region during intercourse. This physical phenomenon will not occur with small cocks. It, in fact, takes a considerably large one (typically) to accomplish this feat. Other items can be used to accomplish this doe.
Jenny-"So, how was Paul last night?"
Laney-"He was fine."
Jenny-"Was he big enough for any fucktion?"
Laney-"Please, he wasn't nearly big enough... fortunately he has other ASSets that compensate for his small ass dick."
Jenny-"Damn, it's hard to find someone big enough for that doe"
Laney-"He was fine."
Jenny-"Was he big enough for any fucktion?"
Laney-"Please, he wasn't nearly big enough... fortunately he has other ASSets that compensate for his small ass dick."
Jenny-"Damn, it's hard to find someone big enough for that doe"
by dav-o March 18, 2014
When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.
by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019
by Little bean fa9oolia January 16, 2022
by Kinnipop January 22, 2011
fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.
"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"
by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010