Fuckstick

YOURE A FUCKSTICK HENCE YOU CANT OPEN A DOOR YOU FUCKNUT

You’re a fuckstick and a fucknut

by Fucknut Madi May 15, 2018

Fuckstick

Exclamation: Darn!
Noun: an idiot

That fuckstick doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Fuckstick! I missed my exit!

by Ultradiva August 11, 2014

Fuckstick

A skinny girl who really likes sex (Nympho)

Bri
MILF
Hotmama
favorite freak!

by peanut February 23, 2005

Fuckstick

Someone from Fuckstickistan.

How's the weather in Fuckstickistan, you stupid Fuckstick?

by stab you in the eye, motherfucker June 6, 2007

Fuckstick

1. A fucking idiot or moron. (syn. fucktard)

2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.

3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.

You'll find fucksticks in positions that they cannot be fired from; usually in low-level government positions or in dying industries with strong unions; for example your local school district administrators, city council members, Child Protective Services caseworkers, or political party hacks. They might also be sons of privilege, and cause damage at higher levels, such as judges, corporate executives or Republican politicians. They are plentiful in Hollywood, where actors and musicians are rarely educated beyond high school but gas on about the envronment, politics and the like. They invariably listen to talk radio (conservatives) or hippie/new age/astrology/alternative claptrap (lefties). Both freely spew forth opinions they've gleaned from whatever internet conspiracy theorists they favor, boring and embarrassing those around them.

by The Mocker July 15, 2009

Fuckstick

Used when you're talking about someone who is a complete douchebag.

"You mean your ex boyfriend cheated on you with his ex from a different state, then he said he didn't even want to be friends after you said you would give him a second chance?"
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him."

Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick.

by BanditTheGreat January 2, 2011

Fuckstick

The person, of which, you are having intercourse with. No emotional attachments.

My fuckstick is coming over for a late night booty call.

by DPH July 30, 2007