fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.

Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!

by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

Fucklicker

One who licks the wet spot, the goopy mess of male and female cum left on the sheets after a healthy round of fucking.

Nobody had to sleep in the wet spot, that fucklicker cleaned it all up.

by The K May 8, 2005

fuckdinger

a dirty rat ass bitch dick head

you are a fat fuckdinger

by thebribri December 28, 2007

fuckfinger

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is less than satisfactory in their behaivour. Originated from the middle finger of a female, which is normally used to insert into their vagina or anus to pleasure themselves. Normally, has sticky residue and horrific odours as a result of not cleaning it.

You fuckfinger, why the hell did you root my nana!?

by Bonecrusher August 22, 2003

fuckiner

n/adj - word used to curse wen a certain amount of anger is being expressed, or to describe a person or thing- can be used in place of fuck, feck, fucker, fecker etc

1.) ahhh we have an exam tomorrow!! fuckiner!!!

2.) she's a fat fuckiner

by nikki February 2, 2004

fucklicker

One who licks cum off the genitalia after sex. Alternative to cocksucker, motherfucker, or asshole.

That fucklicker stole my cigarettes!

by Chris October 11, 2004

fuckwankerd

when you are soo drunk you don't know what you did in the last 3 minutes

you go to the bar to get another jack n coke and 3 minutes later you say i havn't had a drink for about half an hour and get a double jack and coke. if this happens you are fuckwankerd

by wiggie13 August 24, 2006