fucklet

A child who is conceived through a good fucking as opposed to an act of love. Often used after the word bastard to strengthen it - bastard fucklet - , thereby implying the child was not only conceived out of wedlock, but also from a loveless screwing - a good fucking.

Could just be a simple insult that a joe six-pack might shout at his child:

Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.

If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.

You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.

or, it could be used as defined

Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

Fucklematter

Fucklematter is a girls poop after she had anal sex and some of the mans sperm was still inside her.Thus the sperm entered the poop making it alive and producing a poop that really wants to have sex. Fucklematter will sit in your toilet until your are asleep after it knows you are asleep the Fucklematter will crawl into your genitals, and impregnate you, If you are a guy the Fuckle matter with suck your dick until you ejaculate making the Fucklematter bigger and able to fuck more people

last night my girlfriends Fucklematter had sex with me then it fucked our neighbors.

by big hotdog in bun guy December 23, 2019

fuckment

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.

"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"

by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmented

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented

You are fuckmented

by Katy on steroids July 16, 2015

Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.

You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!

by MongerMonger August 17, 2010

fuckmentalism

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".

Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"

by TallTruther February 21, 2009

fuckleduster

A sex toy of such robust form and construction that it could be used as a weapon in a fight.

On a trip to Amsterdam we wandered into a sex shop. There were all kinds of weird and wonderful toys to choose from including a complete range of fuckledusters.

by DocSteve January 20, 2021