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fuckoffneyland

The land in which one sent to enjoy the pleasure of being fucked off

A destination of which whom sent to upon being told properly to fucked right off

State in which Illicit substance take over a persons mind and take you to a different level and or states of enlightenment I wanna become straight fucked off.

Destination fucked!
Would be great if you could do us a favor and go Fuck off straight to fuckoffneyland thanks
by El Cadro Sancho Jefe Bex May 16, 2020
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fuckmuffins

fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.
Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"
by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009
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fuckpuffin

A word used by Twitter user @Wendxii to describe YouTube fuckup Logan Paul

Described by fellow Twitter user @rastamick as "the Newfie version of Scottish term shitgibbon. Pretty kind too in describing this loathsome shitehawk of a narcissist"

Basically...a fucking tool
Wendy: Logan Paul? This grandma thinks he's a fuckpuffin
by goodnightlove June 1, 2018
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FuckMuffin

Word used to show you are dissapointed and or angry because of a recent event.
Jim: Crap, the lights just went out
Bill: O FuckMuffins
by Sniper July 29, 2003
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Fuckbooking

The act of being on facebook while fucking.
Ah shit man, I was talking to this girl I like and it turns out she was "fuckbooking."

Bet you wish you were on the better behind of that one!
by WiseWordsFromLemons March 16, 2011
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fuckoffingist

biggest largest thing imaginable
unbelievably large fuckoffingist
by ohferfuxache October 17, 2007
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fuckoffanddie

When you tell someone to "Fuck off and die!" and it comes out quickly! Often abbrieviated to FOAD
Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: Fuckoffanddie!

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: FOAD!
by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005
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