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Haven't the fuckest

Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.
Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?

Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!
by SupaniceMc November 7, 2012
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hipster fuckfest

What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.
"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."
by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008
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fuckmestuff

Suggestive (usually naked or semi-naked) pics, short movies, sound clips and sexually explicit stories exchanged/shared over the internet for the purposes of enhancing or initiating cyber-sex.
"I can't believe that Chuck took a screenshot of me sucking my nipples on cam and sent it to my new bf. I am gonna be more careful with my fuckmestuff in future!" sighed Lily.
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
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fuckest dumbest

Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks....

Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"

Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"

Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"

Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"

Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
by niggerama January 27, 2008
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Drunkin Fuckfest

After having sex all morning. Going to buy lunch, dinner & beer. Then you both get drunk all day only pausing to have sex about every two to three hours.
Him: What do you want to do today?

Her: I dunno, Drunkin Fuckfest!!
by RODAN37 May 29, 2010
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fuckfest

1.n.- a party or gathering of people, with the express purpose of having sex with various partners. Syn.- orgy

2.n.- A party or gathering of people where no sex will actually occur, but called a "fuckfest" for the express purpose of making other people believe or think of an orgy.
1. "The bear had an idea: Fuckfest!"

2. "Dude, bring over some hotdogs and a case of root beer, because this is going to be the coolest fuckfest ever!"
by theDefiner December 3, 2004
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cgi fuckfest

When a movie has nothing to offer other than cgi (Computer-generated imagery or Computer-generated images) characters hitting each other, without art or talent.
"Man of steel was a total cgi fuckfest!"

Or "Every Zack Snyder movie is just another damn cgi fuckfest!"

Or "The Coen brothers would never make a cgi fuckfest"
by Mr Bunt January 4, 2014
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