A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.
Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."
(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."
(At the student union)
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Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
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2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
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