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tumble fuck

The act of being crushed by tumbling objects, also the act of violently raping someone like a dog while they sleep.

Can also be blurted out by accident while talking to meggs due to wanting to tumble fuck.
The logs rolled off the truck and tumble fucked john.

Later that night John was tumble fucked while he dreamt.

"what's past tense of tumble fuck?... I mean dream!! Sorry. i have tumble fucking on the brain." Says cody.
"obviously, since you're talking to me" replies Meggs.
by >>... my name is steve October 4, 2009
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Tumblr Fuck

An idiot teenager who uses Tumblr
This teenager does many things such as
•Getting offended easily
•Very unoriginal
•Makes up genders
•Obsesses weirdly about emo bands
•Glorifies self harming and depression and mental illnesses and other bad stuff
•Is very fake and tries extremely hard to be unique

And the list goes on
Person 1: Whats you and your friends (The tumblr fuck) favourite colour?
Person 2: Oh, my favourite color is blue, and her favourite color is yellow.
Tumblr fuck: Did you just call me "her"? That is transphobic, I AM A "THEY". I am neither gender.

*continuously goes on rant*

Things that qualify as tumblr fucks: Weeaboos, Furries, 'MOST' fangirls, and basically everything that is autistic.

Most Tumblr fucks are teenagers, but some do not grow out of it once they turn into an adult and that can be an issue.
by Svorge September 4, 2016
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Fucktumonious

Where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from "Terminal fuckedness" in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.
A: "Did you ask that girl out in the end?"

B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."

A: "Really? Again?"

B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."

A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"

B: "..."

A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"

B stabs himself with a ladle.
by The_Truths_Owl February 22, 2011
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