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Fucktastrophe

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"
by DudeA March 2, 2009
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When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy
After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.
by jennlm August 14, 2009
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A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable
The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.
by Debdem September 22, 2020
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when sex goes horribly wrong.
Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD

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Boyfriend: "How's your day baby?"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe"
by Frizzy Beard June 28, 2012
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1. A catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word fuck is required to descride said situation.

2. A bad fucking thing.
1.Jesus Christ! Johnny is going to fuck that drunk fat bitch right in front of his girlfriend. This is a total fucktastrophy.

2. The war on terror has been a total fucktastrophy.
by Michael J. September 28, 2007
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A fuckable catastrophe.

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A catastrophe that is fucked
Oh my goodness this is a fucktastrophe the building it on fire
by Ugly Apples January 27, 2022
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