Froner 

(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.

Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"

Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"

Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)

Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."

Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"

Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."

Froner by Patroose August 24, 2009

Froner 

An erection (i.e. boner) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.

"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"

Froner by SouthernMiss Dude October 22, 2009

Froner 

When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.

Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!

Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.

Guy1: Out in the dugout.

Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there

Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.

Froner by Mercethemerceiless November 23, 2009

Froner 

A person who throws up black Oreos.

Shit I’m about to be a Froner, I ate too many oreos.

Froner by Gilbert Franklin October 13, 2019

Froner 

The state of the penis when it is filled with blood and becomes rigid (an erection), but from friendship.

"Dude, you saying how you can tell me anything gave me such a froner."

Froner by OneTerra November 15, 2020

Froner 

A boner but for a friendship

“Bro I totally have a froner for you.”

Froner by SkunkyGurl November 15, 2020

Froner 

When you have an erection but purely from a state of friendship, happiness, or euphoria. Ex. Someone saying you are the best friend they ever had will typically give you a Froner.

“Bro I totally have a hugeeeee throbbin froner for you.”

Froner by OneTerra November 15, 2020