Froner

(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.

Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"

Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"

Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)

Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."

Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"

Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."

by Patroose August 24, 2009

Froner

An erection (i.e. boner) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.

"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"

by SouthernMiss Dude October 22, 2009

Froner

When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.

Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!

Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.

Guy1: Out in the dugout.

Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there

Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.

by Mercethemerceiless November 23, 2009

Spencer Froner

Spencer Froner is a man who has a denser Boner than the average pet owner.

Damn, that dude is such a Spencer Froner.

by Gilbert Franklin October 7, 2019

Alex Froner

He’s the guy who spills out liquid earwax onto his younger brother.

Dude, don’t be an Alex Froner, control your ears.

by Gilbert Franklin October 10, 2019

Stodden vs. Froner

A fight that is an absolute dub for one guy and an instant loss for the other.

This fight is gonna be such a Stodden vs. Froner.

by Gilbert Franklin October 11, 2019

Froner

A person who throws up black Oreos.

Shit I’m about to be a Froner, I ate too many oreos.

by Gilbert Franklin October 13, 2019