Jit Fohner

A armed and dangerous man roaming the streets of Upper Darby. Jit is rumored to have fucked your mom, sister and potentially your dog. He uses glock to put other upper darby gangs on a t shirt. Jit loves anal play, too!!!

dylan: too thomas let’s go to upper darby
Thomas:no jit fohner has his strap
dylan: oh fuck no

by BoschMaster22 November 5, 2021

Spencer Froner

Spencer Froner is a man who has a denser Boner than the average pet owner.

Damn, that dude is such a Spencer Froner.

by Gilbert Franklin October 7, 2019

Froner

Freedom Boner.

A boner brought on when overcome by the pride of being 'Murican!

Bro 1: Dude, check out that Bald Eagle up there!

Bro 2: That is sweet, it is giving me a Froner

by Smman July 5, 2014

Froner

Frat Boner

The boner that frat stars get when they walk into an ABC party and see a sorority slut only a few strips of selectively place caution tape.

Also can be a boner caused by alumni reminiscing of their glory frat daddy days.

Frat Star 1: "That theta from last night was fine as hell dude"

Frat Star 2:"Yeah I had a major froner until her big came and made her go back to the house"

by NotSpaynce October 29, 2014

Alex Froner

He’s the guy who spills out liquid earwax onto his younger brother.

Dude, don’t be an Alex Froner, control your ears.

by Gilbert Franklin October 10, 2019

Froner

The low fro of Nick Jonas of The Jonas Brothers. Famously made when pictures surfaced showing him lifting his hand in the air..showing his patch.

Sally: *looks at froner picture* Aww, look how cute they all---omg, Sarah LMAO look!

Sarah: What?

Sally: Look at Nick Jonas.


Sarah: What? He looks so cute smil---OMG! LOL. Guy needs to shaveee!

by Kelsey from The Night Cru! September 28, 2008

Froner

In lieu of Crossfit legend and 3 time world champion competitor Rich Froning, it is common for many men to pop a boner or "froner" when looking at pictures of a shirtless Rich Froning or in his presence. The "froner" is not considered a homosexual tendency, but more of a form of respect and appreciation for his athletic accomplishments.

As Bryan watched Rich Froning compete in the Crossfit games at the Home Depot center in Los Angeles, he felt all the blood rush from his top head down to his low head. A gigantic froner former in his spandex shorts. Rich Froning dropped his 305lb barbell and made eye contact with Bryan's froner in the crowd. Rich winked at Bryan's froner as an sign of appreciation for the appreciation.

by Big Lud the Stud July 25, 2014