Frogburt is a descriptor for the human condition- they are all-present, working their way into all aspects of life. They are always watching- you'll never know were from, but they'll be there.
They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.
They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.
They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.
They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.
Look, our holy lord Frogburt. The sun glistens deliciously of of their goatee, blinding us mere mortals.
by Frogburt November 26, 2022
Get the Frogburt mug.by Dennis/Hans April 21, 2005
Get the frogut mug.A friend bogart: someone who does whatever they can to keep their friends to themselves, without letting them befriend each other. Frogarts are usually social butterflies but deeply insecure souls who deeply fear that their friends will discover each other and like each other better. This often becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy as friends eventually meet, share their experiences and reject their original friendships with the frogart.
Amos and I had a great conversation when we met and had asked Francis for each others' numbers for over a year with no luck. We finally ran into each other and discovered that Francis had been frogarting us.
by wompm April 21, 2008
Get the frogart mug.Frogburt is a 6 inch frog-human hybrid that loves to slowly eat your soul. He is a very picky eater though, and only likes 1 part of your soul - your friendship. He hides, usually in trees, before dropping down onto the victims head. From there, he latches himself on and looks into the brain. He slowly sucks up your friendship, making you lose all your friends. When he is done, he feasts for a week and then moves on to the next victim.
Here are some Frogburt avoision strategies:
1. Wear a magpie helmet. this makes it so that if Frogburt tries to latch onto your head, he get's stabbed by the spikes.
2. Be lonely - if you have nothing for him to feast on, he obviously won't attack
3. summon Wizburt - This magical wizard can defend you from the frogburt.
Here are some Frogburt avoision strategies:
1. Wear a magpie helmet. this makes it so that if Frogburt tries to latch onto your head, he get's stabbed by the spikes.
2. Be lonely - if you have nothing for him to feast on, he obviously won't attack
3. summon Wizburt - This magical wizard can defend you from the frogburt.
Frogburt dropped onto his victim's head and slowly sucked out half their soul. He let out a high pitch screech. "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY!!!"
by Gerzlonda the great December 1, 2022
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"this frogert blind as hell lmao"
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