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Frightened Pelican

When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit.
Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.
by StraightCashHomey October 4, 2009
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Frightened Rabbit

Frightened Rabbit are an amazing scottish indie/folk consisting of Scott Hutchison (vocals, guitar), Grant Hutchison (drums, vocals), Billy Kennedy (guitar, keyboards, bass) and Andy Monaghan (keyboards, guitar, bass).

Their two albums - The Midnight Organ Fight and Sing the Greys are both awesome.
Rhab: I saw Frightened Rabbit last nite live, they were fucking awesome
Gav: Wow im jealous i hear they are a tidy band!
by Gdog123 April 19, 2009
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frightened

When you are totally terrified of what's about to happen to you.
When I pulled out this pistol that nigga looked hella frightened.
by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 24, 2017
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frightened turtle

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS
That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)
by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010
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Frighten a pigeon with wine

used as an innuendo for dirty talk (in Hebrew), meaning- "You cannot use a dick to make threat on a whore".
means that when one is already well adjusted to harsh conditions , they cannot be used against him as a punishment or as means of intimidation and persuasion
person A says: "I heard they might give you the noisiest dorm room"
person B replies: "So what. You know, you don't frighten a pigeon with wine. In the last year my trailer was parked 10 feet from the railway"
by Dante March 13, 2005
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frightentology

A pseudo scientific and politically overactive religious cult founded upon the six wedges of:

(1) Machiavellianism

(2) Avarice

(3) Chicanery

(4) Abandonment of the Scientific Method

(5) Monetization and

(6) Subjugation of the Individual via Hysteria driven Policy

The identity of these wedges have until now been considered esoteric knowledge; as knowledge of these wedges renders the cult powerless to sway the individual to act against their own interests. They are called wedges because they are intended to separate the individual believer from their money, self reliance, self direction and reality.
Sober political and scientific discussion are impossible within frightentology
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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