friendstrual cycle

The back and forth Love/Hate relationship women have with their female best friends

"What's up with Sarah and Alexis? Last week they were calling each other b****es and this week they're all Oprah and Gayle again."

"It's just part of the friendstrual cycle. Just roll with it."

by GrumpyDoc November 11, 2011

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FredSexual

someone that is in love with fred weasley
and wants to date them.

someone: what’s your sexuality

me: oh i’m FredSexual

by FreddiesBoy December 31, 2020

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FredSexual

FredSexual: your sexuality involves being strictly attracted to ONLY Fred Weasley.

Your friend: Hey, who’s your favorite HP character?
Y/N: Fred Weasley, why?
Your friend: That means you’re FredSexual.
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Your friend: Hey what’s your sexuality?
Y/N: Fredsexual.
Your friend: What the fuck is that?
Y/N: Im in love with Fred Weasley from Harry Potter.

Your friend: Ginger? You fucking weirdo.

by harrypottersgirlfriend December 30, 2020

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Friendsual

The act of touching, kissing, slapping, grabbing, humping, licking, pinching, grinding on, sucking, whispering into the ear of, etc a friend in a sexual (& mostly joking) way, but it not being sexual because they are your friend and will never be anything other or more than your friend.

You grab your friends ass in a sexual way while drunk and someone gasps at its inappropriateness or thinks there is something more going on between you, you say... "It's ok, it's just friendsual"... & all shall be understood!

by Miss Dee ATC December 9, 2008

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