Fried rice

Referencing an Asian who is dumb as shit ; high on life .

Look Pedro .. that fried rice over there is doing some weird stuff

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 13, 2019

Fried Rice

When you no longer want to deal A Male or female no longer

That nigga is fried rice

That girl is fried rice, bro

by Brixx3 March 19, 2021

Fried rice

The thing that got famous world wide by the myth the legend uncle roger. It was once a food for tasting but now used for memes

Have you tried the new fried rice stall by my ass crack?

by Holy soul December 30, 2020

fried-rice

A word used to describe a person lacking the ability to form coherent sentences in spoken conversation; a person given to frequent stuttering.

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022

Egg fried rice

The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!

haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa

by little blue blob January 22, 2021

shrimp fried rice

Rice fried by a shrimp.

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

by brodge December 21, 2021