freshly fucked

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair

I look freshly fucked :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb

"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"

by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

Freshly brewed pot of win

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?

Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

by UCtechnique December 10, 2010

freshavocado

a popular vine where the speaker mispronounces the words "Fresh Avocado" and combines the words, sounding like "Free-sha-vok-a-doo

Down at Del Taco, they have a new thing called Freshavocado!

by Hellomyfellowpeeps July 14, 2016

freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off

dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk

by o'deezy May 18, 2006

Freshly Spanked

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.

"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

by The Top Banana April 16, 2010

Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

by GhostShadow August 5, 2010