Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton July 01, 2011

Fresh off a Deuce

The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.

Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!

by Adrian the Canadian January 31, 2007

FRESH OFF THE GREASE

You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.

Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.

by Bill Braski May 24, 2006

fresh off the lot

When something is brand new. Similar to a new car straight out of the dealership

You shoes are so clean
Yeah their “fresh off the lot”

by Hawk moth April 06, 2021

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 04, 2018

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 04, 2014

Fresh off the swings

Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.

Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.

OR

Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!

by 2DotDee July 09, 2011