french army 

What's That??? Something that has never and will never exist. Their motto is like Burger King, Have it your way.

In World War II the Germans took over FRANCE in about TEN DAYS

french army by Nic April 15, 2005

french army 

An complete oxymoron.

The French got pwned in both World Wars without U.S. help.

french army by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005

french army 

an force which is superior to all armies in the world in the category of pwnablilty.

the french were pwned by the germans in WWI and WWII.
-note that in WWII, the germans and allies(Americans, Canadians, British) were fighting for control of FRANCE.

french army by parker talbert January 8, 2005

french army 

a poorly lead army. bad leadership,morale and lack of arms and the fact they are french led to thier loss in both world wars. alot of funny jokes are many about them like "a french tank (which are usally renaults which = shit) has 7 gears 1 forward 6 reverse, or "hes about as a reliable as a french torpedo bomber" after WW2 they made nukes to look big today they still are ones of the least reliable armies.

aussie solider(in trench): oi mate whos covering us??
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander

french army by 208acu April 1, 2008

French Army 

The Army of France. The army has experenced The American Revolution,The French Revolution, the war of 1812, The Crimean War, the Franco-Prussian war, World War I, World war II, Operation Desert Storm, operation induring freedom, and Operation Iraqi Freedom

During World war I the French Army was underdisiplined and it lead to mutinies and desertions

During World War I the French deserted, and mutinied against their commanding officers.

The French Army had zouvaes from Algeria, and troops from overseas.

Also the french changed uniforms druing World War I from the blue trench coat and blazer and red dress pants to all blue uniform. Their service caps looks like baseball caps

French Army by Le Mans July 15, 2005

French Army 

Civilions and a truck with a 50 cal.

OH no the french army is coming, wait what french army?

French Army by French slayer October 1, 2009

French Army 

Weak ass army, that doesn't know what guns are. Its made of 2 guys.

The french army is filled with campers, NOOBS, Blake.

French Army by Everybody's Russian August 16, 2011