frozen freighttrain

Shitting on a plate, pouring water over it, sticking it in the freezer, then several hours later, fucking a chick with the man made, shit dildo.

I knew barbara loved me when she let me give her a frozen freighttrain.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

frigtarded

Incredibly stupid or dumb. To behave incomprehensibly as to exhibit signs of retardation. Combination of 'friggin' and 'retarded'.

Because you put friggin kill switches in your software. But then you're so frigtarded that you do it wrong and the kill switches start messing up legitimate users.

by Michael Crawford January 22, 2008

Freightraining

Tearing up dat ass with a force and power akin to dropping trou on some railroad tracks and getting rammed in the back side by a freight train.

Yo Amanda, I hope you don't have to work tomorrow. Imma be freightraining the fuck outta dat ass!

by PseudoZim88 August 20, 2017

Freighter

A Girl that is wasted, fat, ugly, emo and bitchy at the same time. We call this waste of space/human a Freighter.

dude... that bitch over there is so emo and fat and ugly! fuck it dude she's a fucking FREIGHTER!

by slimdibble69 May 19, 2006

craters and freighters

most elusive packing and shipping company in the world.

Joshua works at craters and Freighters along with his jewish wannabe persian friend Doug Gould

by joshua herman August 19, 2006

freighted

when something is big, or weighs more than it should, another bad definition, sorry

"my bikes feeling frieghted" or "that girls frieghted"

by cellardoor4130 May 10, 2005

Freighturbating

When you masturbate to some (or all) of the black Friday deals in a harbor freight catalog

"Hey bill, check out this air compressor!"

"I know Bob, i found myself freighturbating to it earlier, a lot!"

by Godberd November 15, 2019