Formulated by Barney Stinson of "How I Met Your Mother", detailing how relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:
1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
7. death
As Robin would later put it, if one person says, "I love you", then the relationship moves into the carpool lane, where there is a big diamond.
1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
7. death
As Robin would later put it, if one person says, "I love you", then the relationship moves into the carpool lane, where there is a big diamond.
Robin: I usually don't get this far in a relationship. I usually take the 3 week exit.
Lily: Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's "freeway theory"
Lily: Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's "freeway theory"
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Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008
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Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous510 March 4, 2008
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Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.
Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.
Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.
Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
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The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.
by ScarlettP March 19, 2008
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The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.
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