Freetard

A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.

Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!

Freetard by evilcheesemonkey May 31, 2011

freetard

A person who receives an online game for free but doesn't take the time to learn how to play it properly, resulting in the annoyance of everyone playing with them because they screw everything up.

Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.

Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?

Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.

freetard by Bob Whiskey June 30, 2011

Freetard

Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.

Shaun is a such a fucking freetard.

Freetard by londonc July 23, 2008

Freetard

Freakin Retard

dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard

Freetard by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003

Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.

I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.

Freetard by Mean Machine April 3, 2003

freetard

A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.
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ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.

freetard by freekydeeky March 26, 2007

freetard

Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition

The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"

freetard by snowflake50 September 14, 2012