Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.
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Freemason

A member of the brotherhood of freemasonry. Unlike what people say, freemasons are not satanists. In fact, if you dont believe in the one true God, you cant get in. Second, the conspiratory belief that they rule the world is most likely false. They cant understand when people have secrets they want to keep. Everyone has their own secrets. Freemasons focus on brotherly love, fellowship, and most of all, charity.
George Washington and the signers of the Declaration of Independence were all but one freemasons.
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Freemasons

A secret society based around Liberalism and Judeo-Protestant values. An awful bunch which commit to an ideology based on greed, purely focused on ones self.
Nearly all of those that founded the USA were freemasons... And guess what? so were those who destroyed the French Monarchy AND GUESS WHAT? And so are those that back Ulster Loyalism
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Freemason's Handshake

While sitting in a cramped Chevy Blazer with twelve other people and five cases of beer, she administered the Freemason's Handshake.
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Freemasons

Other names include: Blue Lodge Members, “Brothers”, Masons.
Extensions of Masonry include: The Scottish Rite, The York Rite, Prince Hall (The African-American Branch), Eastern Star (Women’s Branch), The Grand Orient (France), Golden Dawn Order, and the Illuminati, just to name a few.

The Masons are classified as the world’s largest secret society, otherwise called fraternal organization. What they really are is a religious cult with a very successful front of charity work. They are blasphemists, and hypocrites. Curses can and usually are present in the lives of those involved, including some health and mental problems. Also the spread of ignorance. The Freemasons are the mist crucial threat in saving America.
(This is complete satire ;)
The Freemasons are so nice yet so evil.
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Freemason

A person who is objectively really cute.
You are such a cutie patootie, you are a freemason :3.
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