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Freebie

When you are in a monogamous relationship and given the ok to have a guilt-free, no-questions-asked one-night stand.
1. Don't need a freebie, I have my Scoobear

2. Jon Bon Jovi is my freebie
by ya_bayb September 17, 2010
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when you take a dump and wipe but there is no crap on the paper.
Hey man, I just had myself a freebie. Sweet!
by freebie March 26, 2013
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Freebie

to give oral sex or some other sexual favor to someone that is seen as highly attractive, without desire for reciprocation or a relationship.

Such as in the case of a gay guy who likes a straight guy, or a guy who likes a girl and just wants to please them by giving head or eating them out respectively
Gay Guy- I know you arent into this sort of thing but can i give you a freebie?

Straight Guy- Dude thats gross, but its been awhile since i got laid so just dont tell anyone.

Guy- AYO GIRL...WANT A FREEBIE?
Girl- I don't know. What if my boyfriend finds out.
Guy- Then I'll give him one too!
by GreyWolf13 September 12, 2009
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Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.
by Johna30305 August 2, 2011
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when you start to get gas, the first 5 or 6 farts that have no odor.
oh my god i hope i haven't used up all my freebies that one could be bad!
by Tutsmom June 8, 2009
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FreeSBIE

A live cd based on FreeBSD that boots off of the disk and doesn't touch touch your HD.
FreeSBIE is nearly the same as any other BSD release, but it doesn't need an installation.
by Lynx_User58 September 2, 2005
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Freebie Guy

An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
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