Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex

My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

by cerberus98 May 25, 2011

Sonic Free Riders

the actual worst sonic game

sonic free riders breaks your back

by Giga Chad Eugene of Savoy June 19, 2022

Free Ride

Free ride is when a woman rides a guy's dick.

Corrion wanted to give Vanessa a free ride in the bathroom stalls.

by No Name Chocolate Cake May 31, 2016

Free Ride

When Marijuana smokers are smoking together they tend to pass the Marijuana Joints in a circle. To make it fair they usually take the same amount of Tokes, if they don't then they are Free Riding...just taking as much smoke as they can before they pass it on.

Dave: Is it a Free Ride?

Ben: Yes, I've been Free Riding.

by davedapunk June 23, 2005

I didn’t ask for a free ride

A phrase from the beginning of the song ‘I didn’t ask for a free ride,’ also a favorite lyric of the song Rain On Me for many.

I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time

by eggfartlover August 13, 2022

free moustache ride?

When a male performs oral sex on a partner with no expectation of getting off himself.

I heard that he only got a raise because he would give his boss a free moustache ride?

by randy the kount October 27, 2010

free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

by flushawaytpp March 4, 2019