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Freak Show Fat 

Obese people who, a hundred years ago, would be able to work in a circus freak show due to their exceptional rotundness. Now, these people are so numerous that they can no longer find work in shows, and are seldom noticed to any great extent.

You can find them in 'all you can eat' establishments, drinking Super Big Gulps while walking or driving, and generally consuming far more fattening food than they could possibly ever need to sustain themselves.

Favored food groups are - meats, cheeses, chips, sodas, breads and macaroni made with white flour (never whole wheat) desserts, and various fast food snacks.
"When we were at the Cracker Barrel, we saw some huge hungry bitches that were freak show fat."
Freak Show Fat by Chauncy M. April 22, 2010

Freak Show Collectable 

A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.
Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.

Sunday Night Freak Show 

Every Sunday evening on TLC they have shows about tree man or the woman with giant legs.
Me: "Did you hear about the 40 year old stuck in a 10 year olds body?"
You: "Yeah, it was on the Sunday Night Freak Show."

tuberculousis freak show 

When someone with TB fucks a leper and they have children who could be admitted to a freak show.
"Sally had a tuberculousis freak show!"

freak showed 

1. When a dude is going to bone a chick and the guy is all like ready to be fucked crazy hard, and then she just starts doing some crazy ass shit, so the guy's like, "crazzzy asss bitchhh!!!", and they end up doing it in the butt.

2. When a girl has a really hairy vagina and she get pictures taken of it, and a lot of people see
ex1. Yo *girls name*! i hear you totally freak showed Jim last night!

ex2. SHE TOTALLY GOT FREAK SHOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
freak showed by Too hot to spot!!! January 11, 2009

freakshow politics 

Used by certain political groups or agents. Freakshow politics is a divisive type of strategy that capitalizes on extreme aspects -usually negative ones- of the political opponent and utilizing those thru media and propaganda to attack that opponent's character and reputation instead of tackling the real facts and issues at hand.
John Kerry and the swift boat debacle, that was freakshow politics at its best.
freakshow politics by yoova October 4, 2006