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Francois 

The person who is always there for you and will love you no matter what. Francois is the love of my life and he always makes life better.no matter what happens in life he will always be there and cheer you up. He has the best smile ever and his face is so perfect. His laugh makes everyone fall in love and he’s that one person who never fails to make a person happy.
I love Francois

He so perfect

I’m going to marry Francois
Francois by NeedForWeed69 November 22, 2021

Francois 

He is the kind of person that never fails to make you happy, and an incredible smile with eyes you can just fall deeper in love with every time you look at them. He’s the type of person u love and never want to let go. He always makes people laugh and makes there day better by just being there. He’s the type of person I want to marry and spend the rest of my life with.
Francois is so perfect

I’m so in love with Francois

Francois is amazing
Francois by NeedForWeed69 November 22, 2021

François Viète 

The mf who put letters in math.
Who put letters in Math?
It's that French guy François Viète

François Hollande 

François Hollande, the new French President.

In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...

But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...

Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"

Francois-Xavier 

An involuntary exclamation in two parts, used when the male genitalia is accidentally caught in a zip and then freed by unzipping.
Francois-Xavier -

*zip* FRANCOIS! / *unzip* xavier...
Francois-Xavier by bigkidkong February 6, 2010

françois-alexandre 

It's a man with an awesomely large penis that love to fuck with hot chicks on a daily baisis. He is always ready to pull his dick out if needed because he is proud of his 12 inch engine. Fucks maxime on a daily basis too.
Maxime : Wow it's big you must be François-Alexandre.
François-Alexandre : Shut the fuck up and blow.

Maxime: master?
François-Alexandre: yes.