Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

footching

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

by MarishConners July 31, 2012

fotchling

Animal version of a Foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, Fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.

Did you get your new one eyed puppy from the RSPCA ?

No it's a fotchling I found outside the pub.

by Totch June 13, 2007

Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.

Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!

by legitBOSS December 15, 2011

Frotching

The sexually arousing act of sniffing warm newly vacated bike seats a common practice in amsterdam and public places with bike park facilities

Eh gads derek is frotching again mable must be pungent today he is sniffing it like a police dog in a crack den

by SMUSHKITTEN September 5, 2018

Foutching

Being the center of a centipede

Chris was the foutching in the all male centipede

by Big daddy kong October 26, 2020

fouching

Fouching is to do stuff with a girl, all expect fucking. Like kissing, oral sex, handjob.

Steve and Carla were fouching in the bathroom.

by Jeroon May 24, 2008