1. A substitute for any word, especially for a swear word
2. A word frequented by Coach Funk.
1. You are such a fotching chong.
2. What the fotch is going on.
3. Big pile of fotch.
1. Is anything and everything both alive, dead, and inanimate. Similar to The Force in Star Wars.
1. He drove the chong home from football.
2. What the fotching chong is going on here.
3. What a chong.