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1
Noun:

1. A substitute for any word, especially for a swear word

2. A word frequented by Coach Funk.
Example:

1. You are such a fotching chong.

2. What the fotch is going on.

3. Big pile of fotch.
by Funktionarian October 24, 2011
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Noun:
1. Is anything and everything both alive, dead, and inanimate. Similar to The Force in Star Wars.
Examples:

1. He drove the chong home from football.

2. What the fotching chong is going on here.

3. What a chong.
by Funktionarian October 24, 2011
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