The Fot is a race of alien in the Best Game Ever, also known as Star Control II. The Fot is one third of the Zoq-Fot-Pik, a group of cohabitational aliens whom invented Frungy (widely touted as the Second Best Game Ever) and just happen to attribute their entire cultural development to flaming, Zoq killing stone wheels.
Captain: "Which one of you creatures is the Fot?"
Alien 1: "He is."
Alien 3: "No, she is!"
Alien 1: "No, I'm not!"
Alien 3: "Yes, you are."
Alien 1: "Cripes! We've been through this a million times!"
Alien 3: "That doesn't change anything. You're the Fot!"
Alien 1: "Faugh! Well, Captain, as you can see, this is a point of some contention."
Alien 3: "Fot!"
Alien 1: "He is."
Alien 3: "No, she is!"
Alien 1: "No, I'm not!"
Alien 3: "Yes, you are."
Alien 1: "Cripes! We've been through this a million times!"
Alien 3: "That doesn't change anything. You're the Fot!"
Alien 1: "Faugh! Well, Captain, as you can see, this is a point of some contention."
Alien 3: "Fot!"
by Ancient-Gamer June 23, 2004

by Madiskee March 22, 2008

A Fot is a small, mythical woodland creature, which is indigenous to the high alps of Ireland.
It feeds solely on the tips of small willow trees, and it's mating rituals are that of a male peacock.
They have decorative tails and have a beautiful mating dance known only to the people of a small town at the foot of the alps. They have a pungent odor which is known to smell like foot and onion rings.
It feeds solely on the tips of small willow trees, and it's mating rituals are that of a male peacock.
They have decorative tails and have a beautiful mating dance known only to the people of a small town at the foot of the alps. They have a pungent odor which is known to smell like foot and onion rings.
by Mr. Mom Treats August 13, 2008

by gsp09 November 22, 2011

by Synn September 24, 2003

(n) Festival of Touching
When you attend a party where no one is afraid to touch each other excessively.
When you attend a party where no one is afraid to touch each other excessively.
by Joenathan21 October 14, 2009
