fossil

You can get a fossil on your skin from any activity that entails pressure on your skin for a lengthy period of time. For example, when sitting with legs crossed with your hand behind you supporting your weight, after approximately 10 minutes, your palm of your hand will probably be fossilized.

fossil by kitha August 6, 2009

fossil

(noun) An out-of-date opinion

"Bush always knew what he's doing."
"Oh man, that's the shittiest fossil I've ever heard!"

fossil by JoshDC September 5, 2005

fossil

a fossil is a disabled person, however even if they have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have them!

person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”

fossil by the.curry.fossil April 28, 2020

fossil

Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.

"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"

(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)

"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"

fossil by mac n fode August 9, 2006

fossil

a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke

bob: damn i got a fossil in my roach!
bill: well dont dig it out, you'll trash the spliff.

fossil by djadenosine March 12, 2007

Fossil

1) One really cool guy whom made fun of 401.
2) A dude who knows his PS!
3) a mad h4x0r in Cs:S

Fossil : Guys Next Week Epsoide 3 !!! YAY! w00t w00t!

Fossil by 401 March 31, 2005

Fossil

A word sometimes used to describe a senior citizen or can be used instead of boomer. ie.ok fossil

Ok fossil

Fossil by I has beeffs December 10, 2019