A person who is a clueless dago. They can't eat gluten which is what gives them Emilitis and causes their cluelessness.
by theycallmetheyone September 23, 2018
Get the Fornimug. A word to describe the state of being both fat and horny. Fat girls don't get any as often, and therefore are more desperate to go out and get laid. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you are fit and pay the least bit of attention to a forny bitch she will return the attention with all her forny being.
Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!
Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!
"Fuck that forny bitch, if it wasn't for her, I'd have woken up next to a slammin' hottie."
"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"
"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."
"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"
"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."
by RMazz January 16, 2010
Get the fornymug. Shortened name for "the Fornicator", an affectionate name given to those lucky such people who have photos taken of them in compromising positions (taken unawares), therefore blessing you with a name that you can never shake.
by the_flange September 30, 2008
Get the Forniemug. When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.
Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!
by Xenu31Ohhh! June 19, 2009
Get the Forni Technologymug. The state of being when someone is suddenly aroused by the sound, smell, taste, touch, or sight of delicious food. See food porn.
"John sent me a picture of his pizza and I was instantly forny."
"Chipotle makes me so forny."
"She thought my boner was caused from her, but I was actually forny because of the double fudge brownie Sunday sitting in front of me."
"Chipotle makes me so forny."
"She thought my boner was caused from her, but I was actually forny because of the double fudge brownie Sunday sitting in front of me."
by Father Kairo October 23, 2017
Get the Fornymug. 