Multi-Footage-Dumper

Multi-Footage-Dumper, or MFD: when it snows more than 2 feet.

Hey, did you play hookey from work to come skiiing today?

I, took the vacation day off 'cuz I heard there was going to be multi-footage-dumper

by fancypants4242 January 7, 2009

Old Footage Woman

Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.

However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.

"Hide ya change lad, the Old Footage Womans about!"

by GF March 26, 2007

Foolage

Foolage is the the doing of something foolish, And using the power of the internet, we add age instead of ish. Foolage is also the name of the website Foolage.com, Home to Animal Crossing-Inspired Videos and comics, Amongst many other things.

Replace I am sick of all this foolishness; with I am sick of all this Foolage!

by Captain Foolage June 13, 2007

Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

by a_underscore January 29, 2021

foodage

Another word for food.
Food in the plural tense.

I need some foodage.
Let's go get some foodage.

by Anonomouys January 2, 2005

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

foobage

Foobage is a combo word describing food and beverages.

I need some foobage--I am starved

by Kevin Bre June 16, 2007