Footer

A dude with a really big dick-
a foot long dick

"Girl how big is it??"
"OOOH BITCH, he's a footer!"

by raeggy February 24, 2021

Footer

A guy who is perverted, crosses his legs when he sits, is gay but not gay, and has an ugly, shaggy mullet. Oh, and an AC DC fanatic. Everyone hates him yet loves him.

I choose not to have an example.

by Stealth! Mwah ha ha! March 24, 2005

Footer

A football player. Especially a good looking one with a good bottom...!!

My favourite footer is David Beckham.

by Piplicious June 17, 2007

footer

Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.

We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.

by Jammenhammer August 02, 2006

Hot-footer

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic

"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"

by 2JupitersTooMany May 14, 2009

20 footer

When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.

The 20 Footer-
Good from far... but far from good.

by NZizzle February 26, 2009

Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

by ThaFreak55 April 23, 2011