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footbrawl

Physical violence associated with the game of soccer.
The fans started a nasty footbrawl by the end of the game.
by waytoomanyfiles December 3, 2005
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footyhead

one who chooses to live their lives according to a game that is generally homophobic but bases its play on men in small pants diving all over each other in the hope to grab hold of a small odd shaped ball.
a jock.
trent mccudden is a footyhead
by ryan July 23, 2003
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FlatBread

🫓=∅
Whether it makes cents or not, tells how low income you is.

By definition, it's way better than bread crumbs though not much self-rising as it oughta become.
Synonyms/Antonyms:

🍞LOAF High Stack💵; real bread
🍕SLICE A short share of your stock; dividend
🥯BAGEL Sex Money; dirty bands
🍔SLIDER - Large; heft; awesome person
🥪SANDWICH - unexpected pressure
🥐CROISSANT - Flakey; bigger bread crumbs; puff pastry; imitation
B: Hey Mac, since you love cheese, had you ever once gotten FlatBread before?

M: As the DaBaby said himself: ♪I tell them broke boy to shut up♪ -- But in mixed feelings, why still resume doing that same old, same old for nothing much than less, Bill?

B: Ah! Right! I get you! So I take it you never pull-up in the lanes of fast-food before, just the standard grocer. All day everyday

M: considering if it's well spent. $$
by FallenGrit June 18, 2021
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foothead

A sport played using a styrofoam hat mannequin head. The game has a few simple rules:

1. Boundries and scoring areas are set according to the space avaiable. It can be played in a 3x3 apartment in Manhatten or on a football field.

2. When a player with the foothead enters their teams scoring area they gain fourteen points. The foothead is then kicked to the other team.

3. The game is over when it is noticed that a player is bleeding. The team with the most points after such event is the winner.
We played foothead for three hours before John started to bleed. It was just rugburn.
by Sgt. Awesome August 11, 2006
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tootbreadtittyknuckles

Some Random Meme i Found Online

British:I cant belive Americans call it bread! :^ )

British: its actualy tootmanbreadytittykunkles(laugghingncryingemoji)
hey dood wants some tootbreadtittyknuckles?
by :^ ) January 12, 2018
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Footbraked

When someone is slowly walking and you are trying to walk past them but they are unaware
That old lady footbraked me for like 5 minutes.
by Honeybun421 August 14, 2018
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Footered

Fingering but with feet
I fingered my girlfriend last night then footered her today
by Kyule September 26, 2020
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