Footlong

1: A sub length at Subway

2: Long, male genitalia

1:I got a footlong at Subway

2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!

G1: NO WAY!

by THATxSHORTxKID November 14, 2011

footlong

A lengthy penis (not necessarily 12 inches, but not under 10), a hot dog, or a sub (See: hoagie). All are good on buns.

Dave: Hey- is that a footlong?

Burt: Sure is.

Dave: You know I've got buns for it.

by Dumase April 24, 2008

fooling somebody

see wordpractical joke/word

by VVoody September 11, 2003

Footlonging

the state of someone after consuming a 6inch Subway sandwich and regretting not getting a footlong.

"i just finished my meatball sub but now im footlonging

by sighost neue July 22, 2010

fooling around

The act of partaking in activeties with the opposite sex that may "raise an eyebrow" so to speak

Riding in cars with boys, making out, etc...

by Mike Ockislonger April 8, 2005

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010

five dollar footlong

the kind of deals man whores make

You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy

by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008