the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction
by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013
Get the fosterize mug.That one girl who is so beautiful, amazing and pretty that every guy in a 3 mile radius sees her radiance and looks at her in complete awe. She's extremely kind and always tries to help others. She's the type of person to have her favourite colour as Blue and try help everyone she can. She's also really shy and introverted but everyone loves her. She's truely the most amazing girl you could ever meet. Although she comes across as really nice she also tends to go for the stupid boys because she knows that they're better than everyone else. She's also that type of girl to be super smart at literally everything and everyone wishes they could be as smart as her but they all know they could never be as smart as her. She has a really good sense of humor and she laughs a lot, her laugh sounds like a kettle but everyone loves it.
by NotAmyForster February 13, 2022
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What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
Get the to impress jodie foster mug.The slow, steady, but inevitable decline of a corporate IT infrastructure due to incompetent and technically illiterate management.
"Why can't I log on to my email this morning?"
"My guess is we've been Fosterised"
"what's Fosterisation?"
"How long have you got?"
"My guess is we've been Fosterised"
"what's Fosterisation?"
"How long have you got?"
by BigGayDave November 9, 2008
Get the Fosterisation mug.Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015
Get the Forstering About mug.Sophie foster is the main character in he Keeper of the lost cities series. She is currenly in a love triangle between Fitz vacker and Keefe sencen. Sophie is very loyal and smart. She is mostly oblivious to the boys who like her, and she is very talented.
by tobyCajunCat April 15, 2017
Get the sophie foster mug.A "Foster Stop" is a commonly used term in Alaska law enforcement that has its roots from a particular individual that has difficulty being on time to work. This technique has now spread across the ranks and is occurring frequently. This infamous and often practiced technique occurs when an officer is running undeniable late for work and therefore must stop a motorist to justify being tardy. However, a true Foster Stop occurs within 3-5 minutes of the time the officer is supposed to be at work and they are at least 10 minutes away. Generally, the offense for which the motorist is stopped is very minor and does not result in a citation. This does relieve the officer of any penalties had they been late and in turn has likely made the well prepared motorist that had been stopped late for their job.
As could be expected, this practice is frowned upon by other, more prepared employees who were able to make it to work on time. Any time an officer conducts this type of blasphemous stop, others immediately call out "Foster Stop" and shake their heads in utter disappointment.
As could be expected, this practice is frowned upon by other, more prepared employees who were able to make it to work on time. Any time an officer conducts this type of blasphemous stop, others immediately call out "Foster Stop" and shake their heads in utter disappointment.
(Tim) Man it's like 6:58, where the hell is Foster at?!?
Garble garble garble.....traffic stop....Garble garble garble
(Joe) You have got to be freakin kidding me!! He is 15 minutes away and just stopped somebody. He would have never made it on time.
(Tim) yup, he just did a Foster Stop.....well at least he won't be late now.......
(Joe) shaking his head in disappointment.
Garble garble garble.....traffic stop....Garble garble garble
(Joe) You have got to be freakin kidding me!! He is 15 minutes away and just stopped somebody. He would have never made it on time.
(Tim) yup, he just did a Foster Stop.....well at least he won't be late now.......
(Joe) shaking his head in disappointment.
by iWitness February 7, 2013
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