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fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."
Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.
by spidey1000 May 13, 2008
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that fongtongbootydong was delicious
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foncong

A way of saying "confused" "messed up" or "weird" that emphasises how strange the person or object may be
How foncong looking is that guy's face is lmao
McDonalds burgers look so awesome on ads, but when you get them they're a foncong mess
by Jalafish2017 July 21, 2020
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fogongal

by Like Jones January 9, 2021
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frongong

That cat loves frongong.
by dryprong November 25, 2021
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