Fomper

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

fomplicated

Adjective. A portmanteau describing an unnecessarily complicated process. It's not just complicated, it's fucking complicated. Thus, fomplicated. Usually applied to processes that could easily be simplified, since sometimes a process can be justifiably complicated without giving a person the urge to scream expletives.

Those IRS tax forms are way too fomplicated to fill out and send in. I find it's much simpler to just do jail time.

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe October 15, 2009

fempack

A girl's six pack.

"Whoa, that Pixie Lott has a fempack like granite"

"Whoa, that Pixie Lott has a fempack like granite"

by Gregory Manly Mason April 27, 2015

foopa

Bastardization of the Acronym F.U.P.A (for Fat Upper Pussy Area or Fat Upper Penis Area), commonly seen packed into "mom jeans" like sausage casing and on fat people in motorized scooters.

"My ex got depressed and started eating four pints of hagen daas a day; now she's got a foopa that that hangs over her skivvies like wash on the line." Or, in the menfolks' case: "His erection is struggling to rise against his foopa."

by nass-taters December 28, 2005

Fempat

Female expatriate, usually of the Western variety, living abroad who tend to develop a collective hostility and feminist-like bitterness towards their male Caucasian counterparts for dating ethnic local girls instead of a fellow female Caucasian expat.

The term "fempat" is a neologism attributable to, and first discussed on record, by author Tom Carter during a Business Insider interview about his controversial expatriate anthology Unsavory Elements: "I think fem-pats refers to those angry, lonely, single female expats in China who are overlooked by Western males seeking Chinese girlfriends..."

The Time Out review of Unsavory Elements was overrun by a clique of fempats who, not even having read the book, knee-jerkingly called for Tom Carter's “arrest and deportation from China” because, they believed, he patronized an underage prostitute.

by 洋鬼子 March 3, 2015

foopaloot

The act of foopalooting. The necrophiliac activity of exhuming a recently deceased female corpse, then proceeding to jump up and down on the stomach or fupa area until a substantial vaginal discharge exits the vagina. Finally, the foopalooter eats the discharge with a spoon (yes, it must be a spoon).

John really likes to foopaloot, he goes a couple times a week.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

FOPA

Fat Over the Pubic Area.

Nathalie's FOPA was so bad it took me 2 hours to find her vag.

Matt's FOPA is so bad he hasn't seen his cock in 4 years.

by Mike22 February 10, 2007