Function

Coined in the Bay Area in California, a "function" is another word for a party

Did you see him at the function last night? The boy was giggin'.

by Grace M for Composition Class October 10, 2019

Flunting

The epitome of stupid; The genre Destroyer. A hypocritical user that usually vapes or juuls and is or were gay.

You're have been so flunting lately.

by Bagon September 11, 2018

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex

Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude

by Gzoom August 31, 2017

Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

functiontration

n. The faculty which is required to complete basic manual tasks. Often impaired by hangovers, substance abuse, etc. One may have the concentration required, but not the functional ability, or vice-versa.

a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.

(also v. functiontrate)

I'm so fucked, I don't even have the functiontration to roll a cigarette.

I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.

by number86 February 27, 2011

function

a party up in da hood

Me and da niggas goin to a function over on Northgate.

by Nutty NIGGA FRom Da NORF July 3, 2006