Fruncle

An adult male who acts like part of the family to is friends' children, and usually the most entertaining adult at any get-together. Derived from friend+uncle

Go play ball with Fruncle Matt. Mommy's getting her drink on.

by LexiCodger December 17, 2011

Flunched

To be extremely intoxicated off of cheap wine or liquor

Ah man last night I drank so much plastic that I got flunched!

by GABK July 24, 2017

ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018

funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles

by seanscape September 2, 2005

Funcle

That one uncle that you have that is a little..TOO funky. Funky + Uncle = Funcle.

Some kid: "Hey, why can't you come to my party?"
You: "My funcle is in town..you know what that means."
Some kid: "SHOOT!"

by Marsh to the All August 5, 2010

flunkle dunk

an expression of fustration; someone who is retarded

OMG you are such a flunkle dunk!

by crazieman2 November 1, 2003

Flunce

The upgrade to a dunce (2.0).

That guy is really behaving like a flunce, big time.

by O.Knight December 22, 2010