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A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead
Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”
Flumpkin by Flumpker January 24, 2019
Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.
I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.
FLUMPKIN by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019
When a male is taking a mad dump and a female walks in and starts having intercourse while the male is shitting
Did you hear George had flumpkin last night?”

“Babe give me a flumpkin”
Flumpkin by Bhdog44 October 10, 2019
The act of a man taking a dump while receiving a foot job.
Dude, I only paid $120 for a flumpkin in Vegas!
Flumpkin by ed_foo_young August 29, 2021
When you Fart on your feet, then give them a Foot job while taking a shit.
Bro, Cassie from work gave me a Flumpkin during lunch that shit felt spectacular.
Flumpkin by Clown?! March 14, 2025
Someone who is a known pervert and is extremely into needy polar bears.
"That person is a flumpkin ya know?" "Really?? I better go be their friend"