flumpkin

the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin

"I used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before"

by J-Tattoo February 21, 2009

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

Puffer Flumpkin

A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.

"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"

"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."

by lulahula October 1, 2013

FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019

Flumpkin

The act of a man taking a dump while receiving a foot job.

Dude, I only paid $120 for a flumpkin in Vegas!

by ed_foo_young August 29, 2021

Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

Flumpkin

Someone who is a known pervert and is extremely into needy polar bears.

"That person is a flumpkin ya know?" "Really?? I better go be their friend"

by ProfessorOfBearology - UAntrtc June 3, 2025