Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

Flumping Ass

A Butt that is big and white and bounces alot when jumping.

Bkdavill: Hey Nick, you see that girls ass shaking?

Nick: Yeah but this chick over here has a Flumping Ass.

by Bkdavill August 24, 2010

Flumping

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

by yagoah April 22, 2009

Flumpino

A gentleman of overt & flamboyant homosexuality

1) I suspected that the chap behind me was a closet flumpino
2) You silly flumpino
3) If women keep rejecting my advances, I shall have no option but to become a flumpino

by James Ricardo January 20, 2004

Flumpkin

The act of having your butthole licked while urinating.

My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin.

by Bill U. January 23, 2007

flumpkin

the female version of the blumpkin

"I was giving this chick a flumpkin and she shit all over my eye."

by slaytrain69 November 2, 2008

flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005