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half time flush

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.
"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
by K Scott December 23, 2011
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Double Flusher

When one takes a shit so large it requires two flushes to completely get rid of the shit and any evidence of its existence.
John had McDonald's for breakfast, Taco Bell for lunch, and had to take a double flusher before we even got to dinner."
by Pilotguy44 January 19, 2010
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Fart Flush

While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.
My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.
by JambaJews April 24, 2009
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Flushy

Flushy The Toilet Monster was given life by artist Skid Lo. Flushy is a celeb toilet originally from Butte, Montana. He is best known for being the toilet on the popular television series Prison Break. He currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife Flushette.
Person 1: Flushy is so cool! Where can I get my own Flushy!?
Person 2: Man, you can get it from the one and only Skid Lo.
by 1interestingguy August 9, 2011
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Power-Flush

When you flush the toilet and attempt to "power shit" in the few seconds of loud flushing noise. One dose this in hopes of not being heard taking the shit. This often happens with those in newer relationships or when one cannot avoid answering natures call in a public restroom.
I didn't think the anyone was home so when I heard a voice, I had to"Power-Flush"
by UhNoYouDidn't March 30, 2015
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nipsy flush

Enema - the rinsing of the inside of one's asshole.
Kiki was so excited that her boyfriend wanted to butt fuck her, she went and got a nipsy flush down at the local free clinic.
by Mr Filth July 9, 2016
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flushface

Someone who has a face so minging (ugly) or someone that irritates you so much, that all you want to do is take that face, stick it down the toilet and pull the flush. Voila = flushface.
That bloke has been getting on my nerves. He's gonna get it. He is a flushface.
by VcaptainB March 5, 2012
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