fluff muffin

A big puffy Vagina with fluff covering it. Not too sexy.

sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.

by paullikesbuttsex June 28, 2006

fluffy muff

a small patch of hair that grows in the dimple above a person rectum

Tom was having anal intercourse with Fred when he pulled out and cam on Fred"s fluffy muff

by ghads January 23, 2008

yeasty fluff muffin

A stank pussy, in specific one with a yeast infection

Man, I woulda smashed that but I could smell she had yeasty fluff muffins.

by PsychoSkittyKitty January 17, 2018

FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -

NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

Muff-fuff-in

When referring to someone you think of as appealing, usually a guy, he can be called a 'Muffin'. But when you find a really cute guy, he is sometimes worth more than the simple two syllable word of 'muffin'. Worth so much more, in fact, that he deserves another syllable to the word 'muffin'. Thus equaling muff-fuff-in.

"Oh my god. Jacob is my Mr. Gorgeous, but TOMAS oh my god, he is my MUFF-FUFF-IN."
"Your WHAT?"
"Dude. Look at him. He is totally worth more than just 'muffin'. He's a friggen MUFF-FUFF-IN."

by Jaclyn :3 February 21, 2009

Fluff a muffin

When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.

Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
boy: NO
Girl, *smacks boy* and takes. GO FLUFF A MUFFIN.
Boy: fuck off.

by Caleb Edwards January 21, 2008

fluffy muffin

when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina an sticks his hand in the vagina and starts masterbateing in side her

taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy muffin because of her strechy vagina

by adreainizzl June 21, 2010