flowey

A cute little flower who will kill you and take your shit.

He's being such a flowey right now.

by bossofcreepers20 June 1, 2016

flowey

A cruel person that looks friendly. A flowey may act friendly, but will eventually harass and threaten at any moment.

"Have you seen that guy over there? He looks nice."
"I know him. Be careful. He's a flowey."

by Fazbear61636 June 15, 2016

Flower Husbands

The online relationship between solidaritygaming (jimmy ) and Dangthatsalongname (Scott)

Their relationship is seen in 3rd life first and now empires smp

I read flower husbands fanfics

by flowerhusbandshipper January 20, 2022

Flopell

Pronounced flow-pell, is the art of accidentally tripping and falling in such a manner that you are subsequently propelled into another dimention. Flopelling, although uncommon, can only happen to females of hispanic descent between the ages of 11 and 63.

Juanita: Gurlllll I could really use some taco's right about now, i'll buy!
Paola: Sounds SUPA tasty cholita homie gurl.
Juanita: *BZRTYZT*
Paola: Damn gurl! Why you gots to flopell on me like that?!

by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

make flowers

A pleasant euphemism for sex, especially between siblings.

"You wanna make flowers today? You haven't made flowers on me for maybe three weeks. Makes me sad is all." - Errol Childress' sister, "True Detective"

by Rust Cohle April 6, 2014

Flowey

The biggest troll in Undertale is this fucking little flower

Game: "This is all just a bad dream!
And you're never waking up!
*Spams window with " AHAHAHA " and closes it*
You: Flowey you asshole

by Psychedelicflyingshark June 8, 2016

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.

"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014