flopdonger

N. (comes from the latin word flochilofusdongi which means horse dick)

A large soft penis.

my flopdonger is itchy. Clay hit adam in the face with his flopdonger

by the supervisor March 31, 2004

Floridorkian

Floridorkian is the Definition of a Person who resides in Florida and wears Socks with Flip-
Flops. (Flori-dork-ian)

Hey Jessica look at that girls feet, she is a total floridorkian!
feet Florida socks dork funny flip-flops

by Jolly Mangina February 4, 2015

Institut Florimont

Preppy ass rich bitch school with racist history teachers who send you down to the mines everyday and the teachers are pretty aggressive. Once I was coming up from the kids jail where I was fucked trough my anus by three gorillas.

“oh you go to institut Florimont”
“yeah”
“Poor thing you’re spoiled ass deserves to be there go eat cow shit”

by ProRawDogger January 23, 2022

Floribunga

"Floribunga!” is the sudden, loud, exclamatory cry of any gardener as a new hillside of flowers comes into view.

Alternately the notification cry of an olfactory ambush by a particularly fragrant and floriferous plant in order to draw other gardeners to share the experience. Also the cry made before diving nose first into an aromatic bouquet.

Rounding the bend and coming up to the mountain meadow filled with wildflowers, the first hiker cried "Floribunga' to encourage others along the trail.

by Gardengallivant July 23, 2011

Floridan

A misspelling/mispronunciation of the word Floridian. A person from Florida is a Floridian. Floridan is a mistake made by ignorant and uneducated people.

That guy Billy Bob keeps calling himself a Floridan. I can't tell if he's stupid or just drunk.

by ajfl September 18, 2016

floriangeiss

A fanny, cunt or other derivitive/name for the female genital region.

That guy is such a floriangeiss.
Woah! Look at that girl's floriangeiss.

by Gary the Growler May 12, 2009

Floridawg

Used to describe a dog, or any other animal living in Florida, with which it is now legal for a human to have sex with, thanks to that state's lift of the ban on zoophilia.

Every once in awhile you can find a Floridawg thread on /b/...quickly followed by about 300 pictures of furries yiffing

by ThReMe May 17, 2010