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Florbum

The drips of urine that reside in the last few inches of the urethera after urinating. Sometimes it comes out after pulling your underwear back up.
I got florbum on the floor, don't step in it 'til mom gets back
by Qixxor October 5, 2009
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flopbuster

A movie that was supposed to be a blockbuster but flopped at the box office.
Dude, I was really excited by all the amazing special effects in the endless commercials for "After Earth", but it turned out to be terrible. What a flopbuster.
by Dr. Verbose September 3, 2013
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forbush

to try to do well in a class and fail horribly
i worked so fuckin hard but i just got forbushed
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
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flombusing

Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.

The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.

The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
by nextstone December 21, 2021
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florpus

Florpus just florpus
Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus
by higbabib January 13, 2022
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Flombus

Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.
We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.

Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022
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florgus

That boy had a large florgus.
by Theawesomestderp May 21, 2022
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