Floptard

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.

That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018

Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

polish the floorboards

Eating shaved pussy

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch

by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

by Raquel January 7, 2005

Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

Flirtard

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.

He's such a fucking flirtard.

by Rayne420 June 5, 2009

foodtarded

A person with common and obvious taste in food.

I love the Cheesecake Factory. It keeps all the foodtarded people away from my restaurants.

by thefoodtard November 10, 2009