floormat

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd

"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'

by dododoodod March 28, 2008

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

floorheatersexual

a sexual attraction to floor heaters; sticking dick into the floor heater; rubbing vagina on floor heater

Tom: I'm floorheatersexual
Fiona: Oh dang

by ChungusGF March 18, 2019

Floris Floormat

Little emo that's addicted to genshin impact.

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat

by thatarsonist December 29, 2021